There's been a big hullabaloo on Friday about Jets head coach Rex Ryan sporting a tattoo of his wife wearing a Bubby Brister jersey.
That's nothing. Why, just recently Jeff Wilpon was spotted in St. Tropez with his shirt off. I for one was horrified at what I saw:
I shouldn't subject you to a closer look, but I had to know what that was on his chest. It couldn't possibly be ...
Oh my God, it's Omar Minaya wearing nothing but a Jason Bay jersey! It explains everything! The bad contract, the lower credit rating, Jerry Manuel ... everything! I'm petrified at the horror of it all!!!
(I'm also impressed with the attention to detail. Puts my tattoo of Lucas Duda eating a doughnut to shame. Wonder who his artist is.)