Jimmy McMillan Reminds You ...

Written by Metstradamus on Tuesday, 02 November 2010 19:26.

... to get out there and vote!

Yeah! Sing it!

There's a policy I can get behind!

But I can't help but think this guy looks familiar ...

No, look closer. Closer ...

NOOOOOOOOOO! IT'S JERRY IN DISGUISE!!! DO NOT VOTE FOR THIS MAN!!!!! HE WILL PASS LEGISLATION TO BUILD A CONCUSSION INSTITUTE IN DEEEEEEN-VEEEEEEEER AND MAKE YOU ALL FLYYYYY THEEEEEERE!

Noooooooooo!!!

(Editor's note: the idea for this was shamelessly stolen from the good folks at "Real Dirty Mets Blog". If they were up for an election, I'd vote for them.)

(Editor's second note: Hey, all you Android owners ... thanks to the good people at Bloguin, this blog is an Android application. Yeah, seriously! And it's freakin' free!!! So if you can't wait to get home to experience brilliant writing ... buy a Kindle and read a book. But if you can't wait until you get home to see doctored pictures of Jerry Manuel, then by all means, download the Metstradamus app on your Droid.)

WHAT THE CRITICS ARE SAYING ABOUT "THE MUSINGS AND PROPHECIES OF METSTRADAMUS:

"If drinking Drano helps keep your big mouth shut please I'm buying. If you can't have fun playing ball then check your self into a mental ward." -Dennis Gambuzza

"Well, there's 5 mins I won't ever get back in my life. Was it supposed to be funny?" -Matty

"Drop your skirt and climb down off the table already."-Dave Crockett

"Could we be anymore dramatic? Relax,the sky is not falling..."-Steve

"Some times you have to let it go Mr. Testosterone."-Anonymous

"With all due respect, shut up."-anonymous

"Metstra, hardly a collapse you dumbass"-Mark

"You're an idiot...How about being partial in your reproting. Who are you John Sterling"-anonymous

"This post was stupid and pointless...What on earth did this display except that you're cranky?"-anonymous

"You write a lot. What's with that?"-Jen Gyllenhaal (No relation, I think)

"Did you spend thanxgiving over @ Michael Irvin's house????"-Jabair

"What is wrong with you? I've got to put you out of your misery..."-Darth Marc

"For a good time, call Mr. Met. 718-577-TIXX"-Mr. Met

"Go to hell."-Erica

"You Bastard!"-Erik Love

"I want this guy dead."-frozeropes, a quote taken shamelessly out of context

"I threw up just a little bit in my mouth."-my brother

"As someone who loves holiday song parodies, this gets a big-time thumbs up."-Mark Simon

"Bite me."-Mario

"Noah also says 'Bite Me'" -Mario

"Photoballs? Bleeping photoballs?"-Greg Prince

"Sometimes a franchise just has a big, black mark over it and no amount of wishful thinking can turn the tide..."-Jaap Still

"Brilliant use of an instructional picture book."-Kyle in Newport News

"Does Met$tra have a gambling problem?"-Erik Love

"Hasta la vista baby. I throw up the white flag."-Joe

"I'm still a fan, but enough is enough."-Meet the Mets

"I watch the grass grow - it's more exciting."-David

"Freaking Chipper Jones. I HATE Freaking Chipper Jones."-Dave Murray

"Good God man, what have you done??!! You've released the genie from the bottle. I see the showers and toilets backing up at Shea, emergency landings at LGA, unusual tides in Flushing Bay, and when they break ground for the new stadium the construction gang will unearth and disturb some ancient Indian burial ground for unlucky and cursed members of the Iroquois nation...Blaspheme no more Metstradamus! You are tempting the fates!"-The Metmaster

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